"See, I wanted the red Jojo washcloth!"
"NO! No Ess! Mine!!"
"See, I had it first!! Give it to me!"
*unintelligible screams and cries of anguish and frustration*
"See, here is the purple one - I want the red one! Here, take the purple."
"No, Ess!!! Mine!!!" *garbled cries, followed by splashes of water back and forth, and eventually giggling*
"I love you, See."
"I wuv you tyoo, Ess."
*pause*
"Let me see your butt, See."
I wish that I could document all the little things the girls say in their everyday non-sequiter life.
If you must know, just prior to getting in the bath tub, See had a giant mess in her diaper so her backside was a bit red. I guess Ess wanted to see how it was doing or something - it was just an odd set of phrases.
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When I was young, I watched Bill Cosby - Himself. Even as a young child, I thought he was so ridiculously funny. No swearing, no nasty bits... just life. Funny, ironic, hilarious life.
All children completely have brain damage. I firmly believe this. Every day of my life I generally wander around trying to make snacks or make meals for these short people, constantly yelling at someone to not yell at the other one (yes, I recognize the irony here). I shoo shorties from the kitchen area, they weave in and out of my legs as I try to shuffle the boiling pot of water to the sink to drain the pasta. "GET OUT OF HERE!! I will tell you when the food is ready!!"
Yeah, that works for approximately three minutes before someone else comes up to me asking what I am doing or when the food will be done.
Brain damage, I tell you.
So if you haven't seen this video, go rent it. Or shoot, buy it. It's cheap and it's flippin' hilarious. Parents will especially appreciate it, and probably relate to 90% of the stuff in there.
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